“Cooking is this massive rush. It’s like having the most amazing hard on, with Viagra sprinkled on top of it, and it’s still there twelve hours later.”

Gordon Ramsay is a Scottish celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality. Love him or hate him on TV, it’s good to be reminded that the man does know how to cook. His restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin stars in total and currently hold 14. His signature restaurant in Chelsea, London, has held 3 Michelin stars since 2001.